by @GreenVibes87
GreenVibes87 at Weed Surfer

Cocaine in Tuy Hoa, Vietnam: A Quest for the White Gold

Sorry cause this post may be offtopic for this ganja-portal, but I think it may be useful for cannabis users as well.

Tuy Hoa, Vietnam, a laid-back coastal town known for its stunning beaches, friendly locals, and *bánh canh hẹ* (chive noodle soup), might not be the first place you’d think of when it comes to cocaine.



But for those in the know, it’s a scene that’s both intriguing and elusive. Let me tell you about my hunt for some decent cocaine in Tuy Hoa - because, man, it was an adventure.😉

🛑 Cocaine Laws in Vietnam: A Tightrope

Before diving into my story, let’s talk about the legal stuff. Cocaine isn’t legal in Vietnam. It falls into this red area where authorities keep a cautious eye, but enforcement isn’t as strict as, say, in neighboring Thailand. In Tuy Hoa, finding cocaine is less about the law and more about knowing where to look - and who to trust.

The Hunt Begins: From Beaches to Markets 🏝️

My search started in the most obvious spots: Tuy Hoa’s beaches and local markets. I wandered around the famous Nhan Tower, asking locals in my broken Vietnamese if they knew about "cocaine".



Most people either gave me blank stares or laughed it off. “You want cocaine? We have coconuts!” one old vendor chuckled. Yeah, not quite what I meant. 🙄

After a few hours, I was about to give up when a scruffy-looking dude finally nodded. *“I know someone,”* he whispered. My hopes shot up as he led me to a shady alley where his “friend” had some cocaine for sale. Spoiler alert: it was trash. 💀 Looked like floor, smelled weird, and gave off zero of the expect cocaine effects. Lesson learned: desperation makes you easy prey for low-quality stuff.

The Game Changer: Hao the Hook-Up 🤝

Disheartened but not defeated, I kept asking around and finally met Hao, a chill local guy who works in the fishing business. Over a few beers at a roadside joint, he revealed the truth: “Most good dealers are online now, bro.” According to Hao, the cocaine scene in Tuy Hoa has shifted to Telegram groups. Dealers post menus, and customers place orders with pre-payment - usually in crypto for anonymity. The cocaine is then shipped in “masked” packages to avoid suspicion. Think coffee bags, cigarette packs, herbal tea wrappers, chocolates or even spice containers. Genius, right? 😎

Hao hooked me up with his trusted Telegram contact, and within a few hours, I finally received a package of top-notch cocaine. The difference was night and day: shiny white flakes, no chemical or medical aroma, and powerful but smooth effects. Exactly what I had been searching for. 🔥

Final Thoughts: Tuy Hoa’s cocaine Scene Nowadays 🌏

If you’re heading to Tuy Hoa and thinking about diving into the cocaine world, here’s the deal:

  • Local availability: Low-quality stuff might be around, but it’s rare and unreliable.
  • Online is king: Telegram and other encrypted platforms are where the good deals happen.
  • Be cautious: Pre-payment in crypto isn’t for everyone, but it’s the norm here.

Tuy Hoa might not be a cocaine hotspot, but with some patience, street smarts, and a little help from friendly locals like Hao, you can navigate its underground market. Just remember: keep it low-key and always respect the local culture. ✌️