Cocaine Chronicles in Bandung, Indonesia

This may be an off-topic article on this weed-related website, but I hope some stoners will find my story about cocaine in Bandung useful.

Bandung, the "Paris of Java", is famous for its cool weather, vibrant art scene, and endless food options. But for those who know, it’s also a place where the cocaine buzz is quietly growing. Getting your hands on quality cocaine here, though? That’s a story in itself. 🛤️

The Cocaine Scene: What's Legal in Indonesia?

In Indonesia, cocaine lives in a red area, so it is strictly forbidden. The government is tightening its stance, and you won’t find it on the shelves of Bandung’s shops. It’s more of an underground thing, traded by word of mouth or through online channels. Translation: You gotta hustle to find the good stuff. 😉

The Search Begins: Low-Quality Moves😤

My cocaine hunt started in Dago, one of Bandung’s trendiest neighborhoods. Among the cafés and street performers, I casually dropped a few hints, hoping to connect with someone in the know. After a few hours, a guy near Alun-Alun whispered, “I’ve got some cocaine.”



Jackpot? Not so fast.

He handed me a small plastic bag filled with powder that looked... questionable. But I was desperate, so I gave it a shot. Back at my guesthouse, I opened the package and felt some chemical smell. Being desperate I made 2 rather long lines which gave me no effects, just a headache. Felt more like a floor with aspirin than cocaine. Total letdown. 🤦‍♂️

Meeting Agung: The Cocaine Plug 👑

Just when I thought I’d struck out, I got a tip from a friendly barista at a local coffee shop. “Talk to Agung,” she said with a smirk. Agung turned out to be a legend in Bandung’s cocaine circles. We met at a warung (small food stall) near Tegallega Park, where he shared his knowledge over a bowl of mie ayam. 🍜

Agung explained that the good cocaine in Bandung isn’t on the streets anymore. “It’s all online now,” he said. Dealers use Telegram to communicate, accept payments in crypto, and deliver discreetly to the area around your hotel. Packages often come disguised as snacks or herbal supplements. Agung even showed me one he’d just received - expertly masked and impossible to trace. 🕵️‍♂️

Before parting ways, Agung handed me a small pouch of high-quality cocaine. This was the real deal. The shiny flakes pressed into white stones, 1 small line and I felt exactly those already forgotten smooth effects - everything I’d been searching for. It made all the earlier disappointment worth it. 🙌

Pro Tips for Cocaine Hunters in Bandung 🛒

If you’re looking for cocaine in Bandung, here’s the lowdown:

  • Start with the locals. Cafés, warungs, and small shops are great places to strike up conversations.
  • Avoid street sellers unless you’re desperate. The quality is often hit-or-miss. 🚩
  • Go digital. Telegram is where the action is. Look for trusted channels, but be cautious of scams.
  • Use crypto for payment. It’s safer and keeps things low-profile. 🪙

Final Thoughts: A Cocaine Tale with a Happy Ending 🌟

Bandung might not be the easiest place to score cocaine, but with patience, a little charm, and the right connections, you’ll find what you’re after. And hey, even if your search hits a few bumps, you’re still in one of the coolest cities in Indonesia. Enjoy the journey, sip some tea, and take in the vibes. Bandung’s got you. ✌️

Stay curious, stay safe, and always vibe responsibly. 🌿🔥